Tinmitfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, deceitful swallow.

Tinmitfeb created the world four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tinmitfeb, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tinmitfeb, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Tinmitfeb's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Tinmitfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry eagles.

2. Never talk about cats.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always look after injured tortoises.