Vinsasflis Gendutort is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, unjust horse.

Vinsasflis Gendutort created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Vinsasflis Gendutort, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vinsasflis Gendutort, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Vinsasflis Gendutort's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Vinsasflis Gendutort's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow jumpers.

2. Always help sick swans.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Worship no other gods but Vinsasflis Gendutort.

5. Put Vinsasflis Gendutort first in all things.