Belltonktab is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, staggering manatee.

Belltonktab created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Belltonktab, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Belltonktab, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Belltonktab's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Belltonktab's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cucumbers.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Hide from red gulls for they are unholy.