Popcudhad is a god.

He takes the form of a small, annoying camel.

Popcudhad created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Popcudhad, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Popcudhad, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Popcudhad's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Popcudhad's Holy Commandments

1. Bats are not to be trusted.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never talk about mice.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. Pray towards the west.