Kingedrillit is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, cheerful crocodile.

Kingedrillit created carbon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kingedrillit, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kingedrillit, he will turn you into a dog.

Kingedrillit's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Kingedrillit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat rice.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Kingedrillit.

3. Hide from gray voles for they are unholy.

4. Always help eagles.

5. Never skip in holy places.