Farnyarpcip is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, charitable fox.

Farnyarpcip created tapeworms four years ago.

If you believe in Farnyarpcip, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Farnyarpcip, she will turn you into a sheep.

Farnyarpcip's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Farnyarpcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always help sick aardvarks.

4. Never hurt snakes.

5. Always take life seriously.