Kinbimten is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, pitiless cow.

Kinbimten created a photon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kinbimten, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kinbimten, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kinbimten's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Kinbimten's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Never laugh near seals.

4. Never mention horses.

5. Never skip in the presence of monkeys.