Cibflanyak is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, almighty cobra.

Cibflanyak created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibflanyak, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cibflanyak, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Cibflanyak's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Cibflanyak's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never wear pink shirts.

3. Never hurt swans.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.