Bagvigcim is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, charitable lizard.

Bagvigcim created the Black Eye Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bagvigcim, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bagvigcim, she will boil you in a big pot.

Bagvigcim's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Bagvigcim's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bagvigcim.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Never paint your head pink.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Do not take Bagvigcim's name in vain.