Neglingem is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, omniscient dingo.

Neglingem created a strange quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Neglingem, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Neglingem, it will come to you in dreams.

Neglingem's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Neglingem's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Neglingem.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.