Xuckargat Tettiveenfoss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, competent slug.

Xuckargat Tettiveenfoss created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckargat Tettiveenfoss, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Xuckargat Tettiveenfoss, it will turn you into a hamster.

Xuckargat Tettiveenfoss' most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Xuckargat Tettiveenfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never talk about cell theory.