Cipsad is a god.

It takes the form of a small, omnipotent tapir.

Cipsad created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cipsad, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cipsad, it will destroy your home solar system.

Cipsad's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Cipsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Do not hurt foxes.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cipsad.

5. Do not commit murder.