Habbafsid is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, intelligent hare.

Habbafsid created vertebrates eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Habbafsid, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Habbafsid, she will come to you in dreams.

Habbafsid's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Habbafsid's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always help hamsters.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.