Paknuting is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-assured otter.

Paknuting created an atom three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Paknuting, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Paknuting, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Paknuting's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Paknuting's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of badgers.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Paknuting.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.