Legsogsug is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, omnipotent zebra.

Legsogsug created an up quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Legsogsug, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Legsogsug, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Legsogsug's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Legsogsug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Retreat if nine rats approach from the east.

5. Never run near voles.