Nignutgad is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, temperamental finch.

Nignutgad created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nignutgad, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nignutgad, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Nignutgad's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Nignutgad's Holy Commandments

1. Nignutgad must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never look in ponds.