Tigsasbad is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, thoughtless mongoose.

Tigsasbad created snails four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigsasbad, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tigsasbad, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tigsasbad's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Tigsasbad's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Tigsasbad's priests.

2. Do not kill capybaras.

3. Worship no other gods but Tigsasbad.

4. Never hurt bats.

5. Hide if three birds approach from the east.