Vegtambadgumfadpon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, moody finch.

Vegtambadgumfadpon created dark matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegtambadgumfadpon, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vegtambadgumfadpon, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Vegtambadgumfadpon's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Vegtambadgumfadpon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never laugh near turtles.

3. Erect seven nickel sculptures of Vegtambadgumfadpon on top of important buildings.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Run away from mauve hamsters, for they are unholy.