Yimbugzan is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, strong warg.

Yimbugzan created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimbugzan, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Yimbugzan, it will be mildly annoyed.

Yimbugzan's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Yimbugzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never hurt whales.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.