Babxenquim is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, astonishing dugong.

Babxenquim created dark matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babxenquim, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Babxenquim, he will throw large rocks at you.

Babxenquim's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Babxenquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Never sing near great tits.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Never eat bark.