Tonripsab is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, dishonourable snake.

Tonripsab created dark energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tonripsab, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tonripsab, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tonripsab's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Tonripsab's Holy Commandments

1. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always look after injured sheep.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tonripsab.

5. Hide if six doves approach from the north.