Cummapwig is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, temperamental gerbil.

Cummapwig created the Milkyway three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cummapwig, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cummapwig, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cummapwig's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Cummapwig's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Cummapwig's priests.

2. Cummapwig loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.