Sabbidsag is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, vain shrew.

Sabbidsag created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabbidsag, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sabbidsag, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Sabbidsag's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Sabbidsag's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never look in ponds.