Pigyarltun is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, narcissistic ferret.

Pigyarltun created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Pigyarltun, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pigyarltun, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Pigyarltun's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Pigyarltun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Do not kill snails.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.