Butsidbed is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, merciful wyvern.

Butsidbed created humanity three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Butsidbed, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Butsidbed, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Butsidbed's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Butsidbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Never wear fawn kilts.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.