Cepcebrot is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, capable mole.

Cepcebrot created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepcebrot, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cepcebrot, it will try to impress you with trees.

Cepcebrot's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Cepcebrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet brown.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Worship no other gods but Cepcebrot.

4. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Cepcebrot on top of important buildings.

5. Never play with disobedient children.