Farndibmab is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sage bear.

Farndibmab created a top quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farndibmab, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Farndibmab, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Farndibmab's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Farndibmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not take Farndibmab's name in vain.

5. Never talk about amino acids.