Mobyamxem Vannurquaf is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, strong crow.

Mobyamxem Vannurquaf created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Mobyamxem Vannurquaf, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mobyamxem Vannurquaf, it will send minions to preach to you.

Mobyamxem Vannurquaf's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Mobyamxem Vannurquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Hide if five nematodes approach from the west.

3. Never think ill of sick turtles.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.