Rullistvin is a god.

It takes the form of a large, all-knowing skunk.

Rullistvin created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullistvin, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rullistvin, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Rullistvin's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Rullistvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms gray.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never write about moons.