Vengonyat is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, self-confident jaguar.

Vengonyat created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Vengonyat, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vengonyat, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Vengonyat's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Vengonyat's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Vengonyat loves moths, so they must be respected.

3. Do not take Vengonyat's name in vain.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.