Canbuskip is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, kind crocodile.

Canbuskip created the world eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Canbuskip, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Canbuskip, he will torture you forever.

Canbuskip's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Canbuskip's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never wear dresses.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. You must pray to Canbuskip three times a day.