Ortnurarp is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, capable meerkat.

Ortnurarp created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ortnurarp, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ortnurarp, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Ortnurarp's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Ortnurarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Ortnurarp loves foxes, so they must be respected.

3. Never eat spinach.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always stare at clouds.