Pogwablak is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, charitable scorpion.

Pogwablak created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogwablak, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pogwablak, it will have a low opinion of you.

Pogwablak's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Pogwablak's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Pogwablak on top of all buildings.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.