Lannadkad is a god.

He takes the form of a large, proud skunk.

Lannadkad created viruses seven million years ago.

If you believe in Lannadkad, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Lannadkad, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Lannadkad's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Lannadkad's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not take Lannadkad's name in vain.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never think ill of sick mites.