Arfortmigsomrawruttnarnab is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, bad-tempered crow.

Arfortmigsomrawruttnarnab created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Arfortmigsomrawruttnarnab, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Arfortmigsomrawruttnarnab, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Arfortmigsomrawruttnarnab's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Arfortmigsomrawruttnarnab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

2. Worship no other gods but Arfortmigsomrawruttnarnab.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never go into blue rooms.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.