Zissominstan is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tranquil armadillo.

Zissominstan created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zissominstan, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zissominstan, it will ignore you.

Zissominstan's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Zissominstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Zissominstan's name in vain.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Zissominstan.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink alcohol.