Kombitsan is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, thoughtless chicken.

Kombitsan created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kombitsan, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kombitsan, it will boil you in a big pot.

Kombitsan's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Kombitsan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Kombitsan.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always help hamsters in need.

5. Do not commit murder.