Tabpopyik is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, effective meerkat.

Tabpopyik created dark energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabpopyik, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tabpopyik, he will torture you forever.

Tabpopyik's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Tabpopyik's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always help sick eagles.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always treat hamsters with great respect.