Vongabzuss is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, clever squirrel.

Vongabzuss created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vongabzuss, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vongabzuss, he will have a low opinion of you.

Vongabzuss' most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Vongabzuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never laugh in the presence of cats.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never look at planets.