Zussgidlid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, compassionate wren.

Zussgidlid created water eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zussgidlid, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zussgidlid, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Zussgidlid's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Zussgidlid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never wear green rings.