Weestangab is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, staggering grasshopper.

Weestangab created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weestangab, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Weestangab, she will turn you into a dog.

Weestangab's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Weestangab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four sheep approach from the north.

2. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

5. Do not commit murder.