Fabcutfly is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, deceitful narwhal.

Fabcutfly created carbon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabcutfly, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fabcutfly, it will turn you into a sheep.

Fabcutfly's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Fabcutfly's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat goats with great respect.

2. Always help sick seals.

3. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

4. Mites are not to be trusted.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.