Komrulbarnnabdapvan is a god.
She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, proud
raven.
Komrulbarnnabdapvan created a bottom quark five million years ago.
If you believe in
Komrulbarnnabdapvan, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Komrulbarnnabdapvan, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Komrulbarnnabdapvan's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.
Komrulbarnnabdapvan's Holy Commandments1. Do not run in public.
2. Do not wear nickel on your body.
3. Worship no other gods but Komrulbarnnabdapvan.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Do not chop down trees.