Komrulbarnnabdapvan is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, proud raven.

Komrulbarnnabdapvan created a bottom quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Komrulbarnnabdapvan, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Komrulbarnnabdapvan, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Komrulbarnnabdapvan's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Komrulbarnnabdapvan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Worship no other gods but Komrulbarnnabdapvan.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not chop down trees.