Tafdontad is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-confident elephant.

Tafdontad created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafdontad, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tafdontad, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Tafdontad's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Tafdontad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not eat coconuts.

5. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.