Negpadfet is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, selfish squirrel.

Negpadfet created Africa six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negpadfet, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Negpadfet, she will strike you with lightening.

Negpadfet's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Negpadfet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt voles.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not eat coconuts.

4. Never mention sharks.

5. Erect three lead sculptures of Negpadfet on top of important buildings.