Joptofquill is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, awesome pigeon.

Joptofquill created the planet Venus two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Joptofquill, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Joptofquill, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Joptofquill's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Joptofquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt sheep.

2. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never run near sharks.

5. Never think about moons.