Megnulfot Tankarpitved is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, competent goose.

Megnulfot Tankarpitved created time and space seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Megnulfot Tankarpitved, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Megnulfot Tankarpitved, she will turn you into a plant.

Megnulfot Tankarpitved's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Megnulfot Tankarpitved's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. You must love Megnulfot Tankarpitved.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.