Bitbunmap is a god.

She takes the form of a large, duplicitous cat.

Bitbunmap created the Andromeda Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bitbunmap, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bitbunmap, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bitbunmap's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Bitbunmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt mites.

2. Bitbunmap loves goats, so they must be respected.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. You must never eat spinach.

5. Run away from blue cats, for they are unholy.