Midhitbid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, two-faced dragonfly.

Midhitbid created a quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midhitbid, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Midhitbid, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Midhitbid's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Midhitbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Never think ill of sick frogs.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never wear green kilts.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.