Kenflyman is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, irritating donkey.

Kenflyman created a quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Kenflyman, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kenflyman, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Kenflyman's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Kenflyman's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back green.

2. Kenflyman loves goats, so they must be honoured.

3. Kenflyman must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never play with disobedient children.